Location: Ravenna, Ohio
Julia and I awoke in the Suburban with the sun beating down on us at approximately 9 a.m. We noticed a large RV parked a few spots over, so I drove around and parked right next to it so it would block the sun and we quickly fell back asleep. About two hours later, the RV pulled away and we decided it was a sign that we should move on. After getting organized and letting Data pee and eat a little, we hit the road. It was only an hour to Cleveland, but we stopped about 20 minutes away at a Cracker Barrel for breakfast. (If you don’t know, Cracker Barrel is extremely cheap and extremely good, and we highly recommend it whenever you want good breakfast food at any time of day.) Afterwards, we made our way into the city.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland Browns Stadium and the Great Lakes Science Center are all (a) directly on the water (b) right next to each other (c) unbelievably easy to access from the highway, so that was nice. We needed to find covered parking if we were to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, since it was hot and sunny and dogs are not allowed in. Unfortunately, the Suburban is too tall for pretty much any garage when you figure in the Thule top, and we weren’t about to take it off again. Things worked out in the end, though. We found a nice beach park called Edgewater not too far away where we were able to let Data swim around for a bit and also take a dip ourselves. Afterwards, I made some calls to doggy day care places while Julia made calls to campgrounds. We arranged for Data to spend the day tomorrow at the Mutt Hutt, which will be good because it’s cheap and will give him plenty of exercise while Julia and I will be able to wander around the city without worry about him. We paid them a visit and the owner was very nice. She was also able to tell us where there is a leash-free dog park nearby and recommend a good dog-friendly restaurant for tomorrow evening.
We spent some time simply walking along the water with Data, where we (read: Data) were attacked by three children who didn’t seem to have parents. They were very excited to play with Data, although a little afraid of him as well, due to his size. I don’t know how to nicely put this, so I’ll just be honest: these kids were stupid as hell. They had awful southern accents and would say things like this:
He got some good trainin’. That’s a good trained dog right there. Look, he got teeth on his lips! I never seen no dog with teeth on his lips before. You should get a horse, you don’t need no room, get a small pony. I bet he could rip a pony to shreds! Y’all fish? If you bring a pole, I’ll show y’all how to fish. That’s a camera they use for modeling pictures. I could be a model, I just need me a short dress. (Now imagine a 12-year-old girl posing in an explicit fashion.)
Those are direct quotes, in no particular order, from all three kids, by the way.
After they threw a ball for Data despite knowing he was on a leash, prompting him to rip the leash out of Julia’s hand, we had had enough. We took a few photos and said goodbye to the ‘tard children.
Julia had found a campground, Country Acres, about an hour outside of the city that seemed ideal. They had a very good AAA discount (our rate is $17 per night), wireless internet, free showers and pets are welcome. We made our way down to Ravenna, stopping on the way for dinner at a Mexican restaurant that was (in my opinion) so bad that I don’t even remember the name. Now that we’ve arrived, we’ve had the opportunity to set up our new tent for the first time. It was extremely quick and easy to assemble. It is about 75ºF and the sky is cloudless, so there is no need to put the rain fly on, which is great because the tent has huge amounts of mesh for viewing and ventilation. I have placed our “where are we” location at the exact tree under which we are sleeping, so if you click the link and zoom in as much as possible, that’s where we are.
Here are a few photos from today.
The Cleveland Skyline from Lake Erie. Click on the photo to view a larger version.

Data and the devil children. He’s making that face for a reason.











